Quote #19376
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #19252
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Quote #7318
A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler,...
Quote #5108
People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.
Quote #7780
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #15427
By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life...
Quote #879
All currency is neurotic currency.
Quote #20296
Correction does much, but encouragement does more.
Quote #15275
The mere apprehension of a coming evil has put many into a situation of...