Quote #19257
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #1245
Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
Quote #5312
How use doth breed a habit in a man.
Quote #14763
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s...
Quote #4006
Beware how you take away hope from another human being.
Quote #12969
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Quote #7885
The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have...
Quote #11032
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #13655
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #20133
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They’re about...