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Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Confucius

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Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
William Shakespeare

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How use doth breed a habit in a man.
Jean Kerr

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Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Beware how you take away hope from another human being.
W. C. Fields

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I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Sydney Harris

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The reason that truth is stranger than fiction is that fiction has to have...
Erma Bombeck

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Al Franken

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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They’re about...
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