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Pressbox Maxim

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Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Kim Hubbard

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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Laurence J. Peter

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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Shunryu Suzuki

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In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities. In the expert’s mind there are...
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Groucho Marx

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It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the...
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