Steven Wright Quote #19267 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Anon. Quote #3223 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should...
Oliver Goldsmith Quote #6442 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The dancing pair that simply sought renown,By holding out to tire each other downThe...
Pressbox Maxim Quote #8905 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Kim Hubbard Quote #6433 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Laurence J. Peter Quote #3632 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Shunryu Suzuki Quote #17837 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities. In the expert’s mind there are...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13762 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Groucho Marx Quote #20818 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Dr. David M. Burns Quote #11457 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the...