Quote #20824
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. +2-2
Category Archives: Groucho Marx
Quote #20809
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
Quote #20825
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. 00
Quote #20810
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. 0-1
Quote #20826
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
Quote #20811
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I...
Quote #20812
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have...
Quote #20813
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. +4-2
Quote #20814
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Quote #20815
Go, and never darken my towels again. 00