Quote #20812
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have...
Category Archives: Groucho Marx
Quote #20813
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. +6-2
Quote #20814
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Quote #20815
Go, and never darken my towels again. 00
Quote #20816
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make...
Quote #20817
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
Quote #20818
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy....
Quote #20819
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others....
Quote #20820
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon. +20
Quote #20821
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...