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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw...
W. Somerset Maugham

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The nature of men and women – their essential nature – is so vile...
Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Quote #11787

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Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction for fiction is the creation of the...
Edward Gibbon

Quote #13298

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The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
The Talmud

Quote #17889

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The sun sets without thy assistance.
Lao Tzu

Quote #3765

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There is no calamity greater than lavish desires. There is no greater guilt than...
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7243

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Violence or the threat of violence must never be permitted to influence the actions...
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7276

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’d rather use the nuclear bomb…Does that bother you I just want you to...
George Burns

Quote #7768

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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