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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13673

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Sir Walter Besant

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You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it. Better keep yourself clean...
Payne Stewart

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I’m going to a special place when I die, but I want to make...
F Scott

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It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

Quote #11932

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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Publilius Syrus

Quote #4319

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Tis foolish to fear what you cannot avoid.
Titus Maccius Plautus

Quote #21026

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Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Blaise Pascal

Quote #16230

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Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that God is, but...
Fran Lebowitz

Quote #8446

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Edwin Schlossberg

Quote #21498

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The skill of writing is to create a context in which other people can...
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