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There are never enough ‘I love yous’.
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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A quiz If I am my brother’s keeper, who am I (Answer me.)
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
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James Thurber

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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
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