Fran Lebowitz Quote #8443 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Robert Benchley Quote #1399 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Francis Bacon Quote #5744 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
Miguel de Cervantes Quote #9663 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13893 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 A quiz If I am my brother’s keeper, who am I (Answer me.)
Sir Winston Churchill Quote #5813 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
Albert Gallatin Quote #13186 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The whole of the Bill of Rights is a declaration of the right of...
James Thurber Quote #21656 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13860 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...