Quote #4922
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Isn’t it funny how we’ll look out the window at the moon, and then...
Quote #16690
He fishes well who uses a golden hook.
Quote #17445
If an eye never falls asleep, All dreams will by themselves cease If the...
Quote #5526
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective an awareness that some things are...
Quote #19386
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #11631
Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.
Quote #7771
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
Quote #10328
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts therefore, guard...
Quote #4764
It takes two to speak truth – One to speak, and another to hear.