Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #11309
A wise man keeps secrets in his heart a foolish man tells tales.
Quote #20824
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote #8452
The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Quote #6466
You see, but you do not observe.
Quote #19267
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #21810
There are too many people, and too few human beings.
Quote #5385
For ’tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard…
Quote #3087
I will persist until I succeed. Always will I take another step. If that...
Quote #20620
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.