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Check out the Declaration of Independence You think it promises happiness No no no,...
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Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth...
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
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I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up...
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If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
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Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
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Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing age, which forgives itself everything, is...
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Reputation is an idle and most false imposition oft got without merit, and lost...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools....