x
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13709

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
Bill Bulko

Quote #11415

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Artificial Intelligence the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.
Swingers

Quote #6231

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Trent You’re so money and you don’t even know it
Donald H. Rumsfeld

Quote #21244

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as...
Mahatma Gandhi

Quote #8296

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Stephen Covey

Quote #7718

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
Noel Coward

Quote #12178

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.
Ellen DeGeneres

Quote #20011

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven...
Robertson Davies

Quote #12344

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for...
Erma Bombeck

Quote #11028

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We’ve got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don’t know how...
Page 107 of 2182« First‹ Previous103104105106107108109110111Next ›Last »
Random
Recently Liked
  • Quote #352
  • Quote #456
  • Quote #21496
  • Quote #199
  • Quote #170
  • Quote #394
  • Quote #224
  • Quote #218
  • Quote #231
  • Quote #21545
Most Liked Today
  • Quote #12429 (2)
  • Quote #12524 (2)
  • Quote #163 (2)
  • Quote #164 (2)
  • Quote #170 (2)
Author Cloud
Giordano Bruno Jessica Sharp Carl Rowen John P. Grier J. Arthur Thomson Sbastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort Langston Hughes, uThe Black Man Speaksu Suzanne Heller Johann von Neumann Fran Lebowitz