Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28224 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Fred Allen Quote #24829 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
John Philpot Curran, in a speech July 10, 1790 Quote #14224 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The condition upon which God has given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
Groucho Marx Quote #382 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, 1999 Quote #9424 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
Francis Bacon Quote #21232 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.
(Anon.) Quote #19144 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
Matrix, The Quote #24379 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Morpheus Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it...
Real Live Preacher Quote #34579 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Its not foresight or hindsight we need. We need sight, plain and simple. We...
Mark Twain Quote #17800 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn...