Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes" Quote #15978 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Dave Barry Quote #2048 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Victoria Damon Quote #9808 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We never learn to pray, really pray- until we are in a situatioin where...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28253 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Ralph Kiner Quote #29256 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.
Peggy Lee Quote #29489 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Some of us just go along . . . until that marvelous day people...
Anthony D'Angelo Quote #20768 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Build your reputation by helping other people build theirs.
Immanuel Hermass von Fichte Quote #13665 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live...
Sir Winston Churchill Quote #21316 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never give in–never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty,...
P. J. O'Rourke Quote #19439 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn’t think possible in...