Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
Quote #22855
As to diseases, make a habit of two things – to help, or at...
Quote #31346
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
Quote #4055
We are the hero of our own story.
Quote #20544
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always...
Quote #5457
An honor is not diminished for being shared.
Quote #14594
Why be a man when you can be a success?
Quote #5289
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a...
Quote #6680
This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very...