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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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Hit hard, hit fast, hit often.
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There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally....
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While one should always study the method of a great artist, one should never...
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Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us;...
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as...
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It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...