Quote #32468
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #24019
Fred Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never...
Quote #28301
Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think, why did they believe me
Quote #34087
Oh, treacherous night thou lendest thy ready veil to every treason, and teeming mischief’s...
Quote #14568
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #14510
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
Quote #3943
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #13555
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.
Quote #24165
Emc (Energy equals mass times the square of the speed of light.) Original statement...
Quote #26805
When we conquer without danger our triumph is without glory.