Quote #6575
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
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Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
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No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an...
Quote #31768
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
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Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and...
Quote #27888
I’m proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is...
Quote #4048
Life…..is a series of dogs.
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...