Erma Bombeck Quote #92 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
Edwin Teale Quote #11308 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28237 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
D. H. Lawrence Quote #15335 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The mind can assert anything and pretend it has proved it. My beliefs I...
Joan Rivers Quote #557 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Unknown Quote #15875 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
Thornton Quote #33016 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Literature is the orchestration of platitudes.
Mark Twain Quote #13627 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she...
Horace Quote #23451 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.(When I labor to be brief, I become obscure.)
Bertrand Russell Quote #22724 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with...