Quote #28312
I’m not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why It...
Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #28542
Every man is his own ancestor, and every man is his own heir. He...
Quote #24781
Unless you know what you want, you can’t ask for it.
Quote #9457
People who like quotations love meaningless generalizations.
Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #2339
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so...
Quote #28311
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Quote #18492
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #22637
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.