Quote #12215
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #27839
A friend is someone, who upon seeing another friend in immense pain, would rather...
Quote #24810
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.
Quote #6034
Every man I meet is in some way my superior.
Quote #7064
We must conquer war, or war will conquer us.
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #24399
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #24068
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.