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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time...
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Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
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One of the fondest expressions around is that we can’t be the world’s policeman....
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Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Painting The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to...
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Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
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To love one’s self is the beginning of a life-long romance.
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The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there.