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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing...
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Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Optimism is the content of small men in high places.
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The cost of a things is the amount of what I call life which...
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands And the rest...