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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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I just have this feeling if I take pi, well past all this static,...
Quote #31668
This is the doctrine of justification. It is the wonderful fact that God imputes...
Quote #6042
Slowness to change usually means fear of the new.
Quote #16492
Will We’re going to steal a ship That ship Jack Commandeer. We’re going to...
Quote #25083
A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
Quote #18758
We were a silent, hidden thought in the folds of oblivion, and we have...
Quote #24829
If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
Quote #33541
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house...