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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
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Wisdom born of experience should tell us that war is obsolete. There may have...
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People find life entirely too time-consuming.
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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
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Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people...
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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