Rita Rudner Quote #31346 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
(Anon.) Quote #19232 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI...
Gerald R. Ford Quote #27609 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I cannot imagine any other country in the world where the opposition would seek,...
Richard Baxter Quote #25349 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
Homer Quote #22586 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle...
Nelson Mendela Quote #19279 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe...
Steven Wright Quote #33216 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote #11032 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Robert Half Quote #7877 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be...
Porterfield Quote #19733 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up,...