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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
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If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just...
Quote #16019
A wise man looks upon men as he does on horses; all their comparisons...
Quote #11570
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
Quote #23932
In man, the things which are not measurable are more important than those which...
Quote #20069
Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people...
Quote #11639
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is...
Quote #22876
The human soul needs actual beauty more than bread.