Quote #23495
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
Quote #27960
The terrible thing about the quest for truth is that you find it.
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #26330
Only lie about the future.
Quote #32579
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
Quote #21503
If you think you can do a thing or think you can’t do a...
Quote #23090
A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then...
Quote #33214
It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
Quote #20803
To business that we love, we rise betime and go to’t with delight.
Quote #13670
Tomorrow, do thy worst, for I have lived today.