Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying… . . ....
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I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why...
Quote #1660
If the point is sharp, and the arrow is swift, it can pierce through...
Quote #16488
Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #2462
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #20462
Government never furthered any enterprise but the alacrity with which it got out of...
Quote #32272
It is still an unending source of surprise for me how a few scribbles...
Quote #16549
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they...