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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...
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Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
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The stupidity of people comes from having an answer to everything. The wisdom of...
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The essential element of successful strategy is that it derives its success from the...
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You become a champion by fighting one more round. When things are tough, you...
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The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn’t being said.