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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by...
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if...
Quote #23618
If wisdom were offered me with this restriction, that I should keep it close...
Quote #14595
The crux… is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems...
Quote #4842
Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
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The really happy man never laughs – seldom – though he may smile. He...
Quote #4650
His only fault is that he has no fault.