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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
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The Sufis advise us to speak only after our words have managed to pass...
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Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base...
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There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
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Because the women are watching.
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The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
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Eating while seated makes one of large size eating while standing makes one strong.
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Five thousand balloons, capable of raising two men each, could not cost more than...