Quote #30746
Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem...
Quote #29001
I never been in no situation where havin’ money make it any worse.
Quote #34662
Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
Quote #2156
#3529. That which ought to have been done is to be regarded as done.
Quote #8903
For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more...
Quote #9435
I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is...
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #15215
Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #28430
If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...