Quote #3082
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #2571
Favorite animal: steak.
Quote #26628
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Quote #19928
Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...
Quote #28585
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.
Quote #1557
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Quote #31838
Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream...
Quote #24623
If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals...
Quote #3195
Reason and Justice tell me that there is more love of man in electricity...