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Vladimir That passed the time. Estragon It would have passed in any case. Vladimir...
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Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we...
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
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Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
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Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
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Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in...