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Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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I would die for my country, but I could never let my country die...
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When I meet a man I ask myself, ‘Is this the man I want...
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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What came from the earth returns back to the earth, and the spirit that...