Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #19195
Hanlon’s RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #14510
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
Quote #3262
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books...
Quote #28145
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Quote #838
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Quote #25364
When we abolish the slavery of half of humanity, together with the whole system...
Quote #26611
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
Quote #2168
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Quote #34356
Vigorous let us be in attaining our ends, and mild in our method of...