Quote #8607
The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.
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Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #620
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
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Since no one is perfect, it follows that all great deeds have been accomplished...
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #4187
Do not seek evil gains; evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.
Quote #12612
Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
Quote #19424
Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government...
Quote #13433
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.