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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often...
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #18970
Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadfull, for thou...
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The path we have chosen for the present is full of hazards, as all...
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If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a...
Quote #498
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
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Get busy living or get busy dying.
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Like one Who having into truth, by telling of it, Made such a sinner...
Quote #28652
People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for...