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Anatomy is destiny.
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You think America is the biggest place on Earth, but it’s not. The view...
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All things good to know are difficult to learn.
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There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races,...
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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It is better to die standing on your feet, than live the rest of...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To...