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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will...
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
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Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women...
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Television is the triumph of machine over people.
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Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even...
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in I...
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I hear and I forget. I see and I believe. I do and I...
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We shall find peace. We shall hear the angels, we shall see the sky...
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All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast...
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When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to...