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All the miseries of mankind come from one thing, not knowing how to remain...
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Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the...
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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
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How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol How about the pillow...
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When I was a child, my mother said to me, ‘If you become a...
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Many books today suggest that the mass of women lead lives of noisy desperation.
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
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I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.