Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #2067
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.
Quote #4724
Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they...
Quote #3328
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #3371
This is quite a three-pipe problem.
Quote #9428
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls,...
Quote #29012
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that...
Quote #5230
Never in the history of mankind have so many owed so much to so...
Quote #240
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.