Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28307 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly....
George Carlin Quote #7916 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Dr. Robert Schuller Quote #31544 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the...
Cornelius Tacitus Quote #7100 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Keen at the start, but careless at the end.
Johnny Carson Quote #26334 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Socrates, In "Phaedo," sct. 98, by Plato. Quote #9161 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I was afraid that by observing objects with my eyes and trying to comprehend...
Johnny Carson Quote #8248 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Samuel Cunningham Quote #26890 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Preparation is not the enemy of success, but a dear friend. Be good to...
Anonymous Quote #11157 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave just one.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge Quote #22791 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Advice is like snow the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...