Quote #30061
Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated...
Quote #12051
In general, the greater the understanding, the greater the delusion: the more intelligent, the...
Quote #2934
Be careful in revising those immigration laws of yours. We got careless with ours.
Quote #20538
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #345
My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
Quote #19675
To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish.
Quote #14533
We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
Quote #23493
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #30001
Love seeks one thing only the good of the one loved. It leaves all...