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Always be nice to people on the way up because you’ll meet the same...
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We are born at the rise of the curtain and we die with its...
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My favorite animal is steak.
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Who feels no ills, should, therefore, fear them; and when fortune smiles, be doubly...
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I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow. I feel my fate in...
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...
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From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that...
Quote #19324
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out