Quote #22083
A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.
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Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do...
Quote #14527
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Quote #3932
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
Quote #11583
God is either everything, or He is nothing.
Quote #27884
You will be pleased to know I stand obediently for the national anthem, though...
Quote #11521
Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned...
Quote #28410
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #25019
Threats don’t work with the person who’s got nothing to lose.
Quote #1157
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...