Quote #26273
He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.
Quote #22333
Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn’t want to get mixed...
Quote #6086
He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple...
Quote #33154
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
Quote #19434
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
Quote #19164
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Quote #31174
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #19988
Men can know more than their ancestors did if they start with a knowledge...
Quote #27346
I felt like poisoning a monk.