Quote #6777
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater,...
Quote #9770
Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #29413
Credulity is the man’s weakness, but the child’s strength.
Quote #6737
The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
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The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy,...
Quote #7236
I make the most of all that comes, And the least of all that...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #23146
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.
Quote #30745
Memory is not so brilliant as hope, but it is more beautiful, and a...