Quote #2066
The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too...
Quote #27465
I am only one, But still I am one. I cannot do everything, But...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #31018
Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.
Quote #13466
The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican...
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
Quote #362
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #10179
it?s when the sun shines the brightest that our shadows appear the biggest.
Quote #5688
So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.