Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #2246
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Quote #33557
I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I...
Quote #30191
Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life. And when a thought or resentment,...
Quote #33157
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints...
Quote #8773
Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell.
Quote #25772
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
Quote #25325
Of any stopping place in life, it is good to ask whether it will...
Quote #30610
If a window of opportunity appears, don’t pull down the shade.
Quote #28369
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...